Hot Dog Dachshund Crossbody Purse

This purse has all the prepositions! A preposition is anything a frog can do to a log, a plane can do to a cloud, or in this case, a dog/hot dog hybrid can do to...you? The dog goes onto the hot dog bun, then it turns into a purse, that also goes around your shoulder (which probably goes over your jacket as you walk along the street or something, but I think I've made my point).

12.5(w) x 2.5(d) x 5(h) inches. Polyurethane